May 2012
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THIS JUST IN: The Avengers is an average film
Despite making one gazillionfuckbutts in revenue at the box office and earning glowing reviews from everyone in the world. A shocking fact has surfaced.
The Avengers is an average film.
I know! I know! I thought that sounded like crazy talk too! But, a CNN galloping poll JUST CONFIRMED SCIENTIFICALLY that it’s “got it’s moments”, but ultimately doesn’t add up to...
January 2012
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November 2011
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September 2010
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Frankie tells all.
I haven’t reviewed a movie in a while. Sometimes I think this movie blog defines me as a person….Like…if I’m not reviewing movies and making the phattest blog on the blogosphere…then, I think to myself…well, what am I really doing with my life? DOES MY WORK DEFINE ME AS A PERSON? DOES IT? WHO AM I REALLY?
AM I JUST THE SUM OF MY PHAT MOVIE REVIEWS?
Am I...
August 2010
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Blockbuster to go out of business - says every one...
I usually go to a regular ol mom and pop rental place to get my movies.
Once in a blue moon, I’ll have to go to a blockbuster. Where the selection is shit and the rentals are so fucking overpriced!!!!!!! GOOD RIDDANCE YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT! FUCK YOU AND YOUR OVERPRICED FUCKS! I AM SO ANGRY AT YOU!!! I AM SO SO ANGRY!!!! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKERS
all of you!!!!!!
-Frankie...
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Dear Film Industry,
Can one of you motherfuckers make a movie that I want to see this summer?
Thanks bros,
Frankie Starbuzz
July 2010
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my mom just called me.
She said I curse too much on my blog.
So, I’m going to turn a new leaf here and never curse again.
I, like many stand up comedians I’ve read about, think working “blue” is the easy way out. Sure, I could curse every time I don’t care for a movie. But, it’s way too easy.
I should read more dictionarys and come up with words that are not used a lot.
I should...
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WHY DOESNT ANYONE SEE HOW BRILLIANT I AM????
I am the best entertainment journalist ever in the history of fucking mankind. When I read slashfilm.com and eharmony.com’s blogs. I’m like: YOU GUYS DON’T FUCKING KNOW SHIT!! I AM THE MASTER OF THIS ART FORM!
then i weep.
I openly weep after I read someone else’s blog.
because I’m like —- how are they so popular?
HOW? WHEN I AM THE BEST? IM THE FUCKING...
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Sometimes - A poem by Frankie Starbuzz,...
Sometimes I feel so alone,
like I’m the only movie reviewer in the blogosphere,
that gives a fuck,
about shit.
Sometimes I want to cry,
because I don’t know why I’m on this earth,
except for the fact that I have the illest website since Cnn.com.
Sometimes I want to,
know the truth,
like why I can’t get laid.
and why Inception is so overrated.
Sometimes.
...
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April 2010
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I wish Avatar would eat 10 dicks already.
Seriously bros? According to CNN, Avatar sold “43231 trillion copies”. Shattering all earth day records of all time.
Honestly, I’m tired of Avatar breaking records. I kind of wish it just ate 10 dicks already.
-Frankie
March 2010
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Fuck. I forgot to be an entertainment journalist.
I smoked too much weed with MGMT at SXSW that I forgot to watch any movies or do any reviews of them. Whoops!
- Frankie
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SUCK MY DICK! I'm going to SXSW!
Expect coverage that will flip Slashfilm.com’s fucking lid, bros!!!!!!
PS. I got my own facebook page too, sucka MCS!
BE MY FRIEND!!
http://www.facebook.com/frankiestarbuzz
- Frankie
February 2010
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Announcing my partnership with ShitBlasters.com
Hello everyone!
Frankie Starbuzz here! I’m happy to announce that we’ve officially moved to ShitBlasters.com. I’m so excited to blog about entertainment news that you all will fucking love so much. Also: most of my old posts got deleted in the move because blogspot is a douche bag.
anyways-
To celebrate, I got a twitter account @Shitblasters AND A FACEBOOK FAN PAGE!!!
If...
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THIS JUST IN
Avatar just broke a record. CNN reports, “a bunch of fucking people are seeing that fucking thing, dudes.”
More as this develops….
-Frankie
November 2008
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Fuck you blogspot
mannn
all my posts before this got deleted because blogspot is a sinner. =(
- Frankie