Frankie tells all.

I haven’t reviewed a movie in a while.   Sometimes I think this movie blog defines me as a person….Like…if I’m not reviewing movies and making the phattest blog on the blogosphere…then, I think to myself…well, what am I really doing with my life?

DOES MY WORK DEFINE ME AS A PERSON?

DOES IT?

WHO AM I REALLY?

AM I JUST THE SUM OF MY PHAT MOVIE REVIEWS?

Am I having an existential crisis right now?

NO, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! 

MY NAME IS FRANKIE STARBUZZ AND I RUN THE BEST SITE IN THE FUCKING WORLD.

YEAH I HAVENT WRITTEN A REVIEW IN A WHILE.  SO WHAT?  FUCK YOU ASSHOLES!  I DONT NEED TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU!

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Shit.  I better write a movie review soon.  Or else I’m toast.

Fuck me,
Frankie Starbuzz