WHY DOESNT ANYONE SEE HOW BRILLIANT I AM????

I am the best entertainment journalist ever in the history of fucking mankind.  When I read slashfilm.com and eharmony.com’s blogs.  I’m like: YOU GUYS DON’T FUCKING KNOW SHIT!! I AM THE MASTER OF THIS ART FORM!

then i weep.

I openly weep after I read someone else’s blog.

because I’m like —- how are they so popular?

HOW?

WHEN I AM THE BEST?

IM THE FUCKING BEST!

I WILL OUT WRITE YOU ANY DAY YOU FUCKS!
GOD DAMN IT!

RESPECT ME!

I AM FRANKIE STARBUZZ!
HERE ME ROAR!

-Frankie.