Sometimes - A poem by Frankie Starbuzz, entertainment journalist

Sometimes I feel so alone,

like I’m the only movie reviewer in the blogosphere,

that gives a fuck,

about shit.

Sometimes I want to cry,

because I don’t know why I’m on this earth,

except for the fact that I have the illest website since Cnn.com.

Sometimes I want to,

know the truth,

like why I can’t get laid.

and why Inception is so overrated.

Sometimes.

Sometimes.

Sometimes.

(fuck you.)

- By Frankie Starbuzz.

I wish Avatar would eat 10 dicks already.

Seriously bros?  According to CNN, Avatar sold “43231 trillion copies”.  Shattering all earth day records of all time.

Honestly, I’m tired of Avatar breaking records.  I kind of wish it just ate 10 dicks already.

-Frankie

Fuck. I forgot to be an entertainment journalist.

I smoked too much weed with MGMT at SXSW that I forgot to watch any movies or do any reviews of them.  Whoops!  

- Frankie

SUCK MY DICK! I’m going to SXSW!

Expect coverage that will flip Slashfilm.com’s fucking lid, bros!!!!!!

PS. I got my own facebook page too, sucka MCS!

BE MY FRIEND!!

http://www.facebook.com/frankiestarbuzz

- Frankie

Announcing my partnership with ShitBlasters.com

Hello everyone!

Frankie Starbuzz here!  I’m happy to announce that we’ve officially moved to ShitBlasters.com.  I’m so excited to blog about entertainment news that you all will fucking love so much.  Also: most of my old posts got deleted in the move because blogspot is a douche bag.

anyways-

To celebrate, I got a twitter account @Shitblasters AND A FACEBOOK FAN PAGE!!!

If you got entertainment news or want me to interview you about a piece of entertainment you fucking made, email me!!!!! You can also AIM ME using AOL INSTANT MESSAGING SOFTWARE!  My screenname is FrankieStarbuzz (JUST CLICK ON THE LINK IF YOU WANT< BRO)

Over and out, matey!

-Frankie Starbuzz

Fuck you blogspot

mannn

all my posts before this got deleted because blogspot is a sinner.  =(

- Frankie