EXCLUSIVE!!!  FACEBOOK FOUNDER, MARK ZUCKERBERG KICKS FACEBOOK OFFLINE BECAUSE OF “THE SOCIAL NETWORK” MOVIE!!!! Facebook was down for many users for the second day in a row today prompting people around the nation to be like, “what the fuck?  What the FUCK am I supposed to do with my fucking life?” People close to Mark Zuckerberg, founder of facebook, have recently said that: “Mark is really shitting bricks over this new facebook movie.  He donated like 100 million dollars to some schools in NJ.  That’s how bad he’s shitting bricks.  Anyways, he just came up to us the other day and was like: ‘I’m deleting facebook’.  We were all shocked.  But, apparently he wants that new facebook movie to un-exist and for the director, David Fincher to give him a blowjob via ustream.com” Wow! Those are fighting words. Which leads us to prompt the question(s): Will David Fincher give Zuckerberg a blowjob?Will the studios un-release The Social Network? Let’s hope David knows how to suck a dick!  We, as a nation, ARE DEPENDING ON IT! - Frankie Starbuzz Friend us on facebook before it’s too late.
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EXCLUSIVE!!!  FACEBOOK FOUNDER, MARK ZUCKERBERG KICKS FACEBOOK OFFLINE BECAUSE OF “THE SOCIAL NETWORK” MOVIE!!!!

Facebook was down for many users for the second day in a row today prompting people around the nation to be like, “what the fuck?  What the FUCK am I supposed to do with my fucking life?”

People close to Mark Zuckerberg, founder of facebook, have recently said that:

“Mark is really shitting bricks over this new facebook movie.  He donated like 100 million dollars to some schools in NJ.  That’s how bad he’s shitting bricks.  Anyways, he just came up to us the other day and was like: ‘I’m deleting facebook’.  We were all shocked.  But, apparently he wants that new facebook movie to un-exist and for the director, David Fincher to give him a blowjob via ustream.com”

Wow!

Those are fighting words.

Which leads us to prompt the question(s):

Will David Fincher give Zuckerberg a blowjob?
Will the studios un-release The Social Network?

Let’s hope David knows how to suck a dick!  We, as a nation, ARE DEPENDING ON IT!

- Frankie Starbuzz

Friend us on facebook before it’s too late.

Blockbuster to go out of business - says every one on the internet

I usually go to a regular ol mom and pop rental place to get my movies.

Once in a blue moon, I’ll have to go to a blockbuster.  Where the selection is shit and the rentals are so fucking overpriced!!!!!!!

GOOD RIDDANCE YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT!

FUCK YOU AND YOUR OVERPRICED FUCKS!

I AM SO ANGRY AT YOU!!!

I AM SO

SO
ANGRY!!!!

FUCK YOU!

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKERS

all of you!!!!!!

-Frankie Starbuzz

Netflix Streaming Comes to Iphone…FINALLY! Ever wish you could watch your favorite, brillaintly composed film…on a fucking 4 inch screen?  Streamed from AT&T’s shitty 3G service? You did? Well, guess what asshole!  Not only can your iphone NOT MAKE A FUCKING PHONE CALL.  It also can ruin your favorite feature films!!! Eat a fucking dick, filmmakers!  -Frankie Starbuzz
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Netflix Streaming Comes to Iphone…FINALLY!

Ever wish you could watch your favorite, brillaintly composed film…on a fucking 4 inch screen?  Streamed from AT&T’s shitty 3G service?

You did?

Well, guess what asshole!  Not only can your iphone NOT MAKE A FUCKING PHONE CALL.  It also can ruin your favorite feature films!!!

Eat a fucking dick, filmmakers! 

-Frankie Starbuzz

THIS JUST IN

Avatar just broke a record.  CNN reports, “a bunch of fucking people are seeing that fucking thing, dudes.”

More as this develops….

-Frankie